What movies have not aged well?

A View to a Kill

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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Moonraker

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Beautiful European women were killed by inquisition but Russia was not Catholic. Is this the reason for a drastic difference explaining why Russian women are the prettiest?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”Ah so!”

What are some reasons why people may fear strong men?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Goldfinger

Why are the bands Smashmouth and Nickelback often used as punchlines?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

How do people in your country say "you're welcome" in their native language(s)? Is it a commonly known phrase or do most people just reply with "no problem"?

-J W Pepper

You Only Live Twice

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

What type of narcissist cheats more and gets pleasure out of hurting you, even if they're married?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Octopussy

Live and Let Die

Why is the government destroying the homeless instead of helping them?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why does my cat get anxious during loud noises like thunderstorms or firework displays? Is this a common behavior for cats, and is there a way to help them cope with it?

From Russia With Love

Dr No

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-All the bad guys are black.

So I’m getting piano lessons and my teacher wants me to get an upright piano instead of a keyboard. An upright piano is way above my price range, so what do I do? And what’s the difference between an upright piano and a keyboard?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

What is the most unwatchable movie you have sat through?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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